__ wat takes u further

Nowadays, our tchrs and or bosses keep asking us to give 100% or more in watever we do. But.. wat exactly is 100%? how can u give more than 100%? when ppl say they're giving more than 100%, wat do they mean? what if u thought u were giving 102% but actually, u only gave 99%? so wat do u have to do in order to make sure you're giving 100% or more?

Mathematicians in the Political Calculations Dept of NUS shares their formula for success in Singapore.

First of all, take the alphabets and assign numerical values to each alphabet.
eg. A=1, B=2... Z=26

then,
S+T+U+D+Y = 89%
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 98%

so those dont work!
however...

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 100%
B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T = 103%
N+E+P+O+T+I+S+M = 111%

but haha, check out how far kissing ass will get you:

K+I+S+S+I+N+G+A+S+S = 127%


so, its now proven with mathematical certainty that while study and hardwork can get you near 100%, its ATTITUDE that gets you there, while bullshitting, nepotism and kissing ass will take you the furthest!

haha.


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